The Tale Behind Smart Ass

Smart Ass was recently adopted by me.  He loves to go on small excursions and sometimes grand adventures.  His brothers and sisters have also recently been adopted and will go on their own adventures.  For sure I know we have Traveling Ass, Working Ass, and Camping Ass.  As time goes on the other asses are sure to get their rightful name.  Sometimes in lieu of Smart Ass a picture and short story may be posted of them.  
As mentioned before, Smart Ass was recently adopted by me.  He is a wonderful ass with bright blue ears and a green face. The reason he is called Smart Ass is not only the humour behind getting to say Smart Ass, but because he enjoys reading and learning new things...like me.  I've also been called a Smart Ass a few times in my life...so I'm passing the title down. 
Here is Smart Ass on his first excursion...the doctor's office: